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Tusculum Therapeutic Massage !!!

The rumor is true...  

Tusculum Therapeutic Massage is closed...

I'm leaving the rest of my website active below.  If you want to contact me, my phone number is 513-505-3541.

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Thanks for stopping by my website. I'm Bill Hulsizer and I'm a licensed massage therapist in Ohio, Kentucky and nationally, as well as a Personal Trainer certified by the National Council on Strength & Fitness (NCSF).  I seem to work on quite a few accident victims, musicians, athletes and even yoga people, but most of my clients are just average people who want to get rid of some aches and pains and relax for a while.  It's always best if people come in for a few sessions right away, then come back as needed, but every massage helps.  Bob Hope & his wife both got massages everyday and both lived to be 100, so if you can afford it, it's always worth it.

Check out my Satisfied Clients page for a few great testimonials.  And click here to see my brochure.

And if that isn't enough of a reason to take care of yourself, here are a few more:

Only $1 per minute !!!

(45 minute minimum)

The 2nd massage is Free !!!

(if done within 3 days of the 1st massage)

 Free Biotone® Firmi-Sea™ mud treatment !!!

(Completely eliminates that dry, scratchy, itchy skin feeling you get in the winter.  It's a really fine pumice.)

(90 minute minimum)

A free massage for every four referals !!!

 I only take cash or checks, no credit cards... Sorry...

Click here to see my Facebook page !!!

 Please take one minute and check my Virtual Tour page before coming the first time. It really helps to know where you are going.

 My lobby at the top of the stairs

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Here's a great photo of me working on Congresswoman Jean Schmidt at the Oscar Ball at the Netherland Hotel on Sunday, February 27, 2011.  She seemed pretty happy...

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I worked on a client who was diagnosed with severe trigeminal neuralgia, also known as "Suicide Syndrome". After five sessions in 15 days, the pain was gone, but not the deep muscular damage that really caused the pain. Six months later the pain was back. The next session got rid of most of the pain, but as long as the deep injuries exist, it will keep trying to come back. Each session helps, but your body tries to return to where it is used to being. That's why quickly repeated sessions work best. The deep muscular injuries that cause most cases of trigeminal neuralgia I've seen can be reversed, but this typically takes at least 20 sessions and can easily take 30 or more. And these sessions should really be every third day or so. However, 30 sessions at $60 each is $1800.00.

Is it worth $1800.00 to be completely pain free?

(Until your next injury...)

If you know of anyone with trigeminal neuralgia, please ask them to call me. I believe I can help them. Hers was triggered by TMJ Disorder and it was extremely painful.

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Me with the Iraqi National Rowing Team at Bella Luna restaurant on Eastern Ave. on Thursday, October 28, 2010.

Is this great or what ?!?!?

October 25-28, 2010, I was massage therapist for the Iraqi National Rowing Team while they trained here for the 2010 Asian Games !!!  

These are some of the nicest guys you could ever meet.  And !!!  Haider (the big guy in back) won the only medal in the Asian Games that Iraq won !!!

Yes, he's a national hero in Iraq right now.

The Iraqi National Rowing Team signifys a return to normalcy in Iraq. We need to support them in whatever ways we are able.

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And last, but not least, my picture with my "good friend" Jerry Springer.  No, I'm not really a fan of his show, but I am a fan of him.  His family came to this country as poor WWII refugees, but he was able to be "boy mayor" of Cincinnati (twice...), a key news commentator and seriously run for Governor of the State of Ohio.  Only in America.